Thursday, January 03, 2002

I hate forewards- but this one has to be read by someone...

Thanks for the email bridget!
You know you're from Reno when....

1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
2. "Vacation" means going to Carson City for the weekend.
3. You measure distance in hours.
4. You know people who have hit deer more than once.
5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
6. You use a down comforter in the summer.
7. Your grandparents drive at 65 mph through 13 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
8. You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.
9. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
10. You think of the major food groups as deer meat, beer, fish, and berries.
11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them.
12. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the K-Mart store at any given time.
13. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
15. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel pajamas.
16. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction.
17. It takes you 3 hours to go to the store for one item even when you're in a rush because you have to stop and talk to everyone in town.
18. You actually enjoy hearing the familair sound of slot machines at the airport when you get home from a long trip.
19. After returning to Reno from almost anywhere else, you appreciate being able to get breakfast at any time of day or night, and being able to buy a decent meal for under $5.
20. You actually understand these jokes and will forward them to your friends.

sadly 13 or 14 apply to me (directly or indirectly)

hehe ... HOW RENO ARE YOU???

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