Saturday, August 23, 2003

fun observation to make at your local club, bar or other establishment that is 21+
look for women who are definately NOT under 21 who are done up to look younger than they really are. when they try to enter laugh as they ensure that their IDs are checked... :p

anyways - back to the fun reno stories

so finally after loading all of the gifts (good god they made out like bandits - easily filled an excursion) and wishing the newlyweds well it was time for the afterparty. i had to take bridget home, which (honestly) kinda sucked, but it was really good getting to talk to her for a long while. After driving back to reno i picked up mike (karl's friend from CT) at atlantis and we were all scheduled to meet at rumbullions at 1:00. Showed up, berkeley crew shows up, drops off my flipflops (thanks a ton jeff) and proceded to leave. They're too cool for us or something. Weaksauce, wahtever...so then diana's housemates show up. We chilled in the back for a while and people watched. Let me set the scene a bit better. Rumbullions is a tropical themed piano bar. It gets packed on the weekends and drunk people pay the piano players to play requests (lots of p words in that). Its pretty cool i guess, but i wasn't really feeling it, but everyone was enjoying themselves singing along and what not, so it was okay. The piano players started getting birthday people on stage and got them to do weird stuff that you would expect someone to do...nothing too weird, but diana's friends were shocked at the going-ons. then they started singing a *dirty* song. nothing too dirty, but suggestive enough, and again, the girls were shocked. shocked is a bit too strong of a word, more along the lines of, "eeeeeew - that is kinda icky...but it isn't happening to me, so it is okay"

Now when i go to bars, one of my favorite thing to do is to meet drunk people. This isn't a weird thing, right? I mean, you expect to meet crazy weird people when you go out drinking, yeah? So this guy comes up to us and starts talking to us all. he seems pretty cool, a bit drunk and a bit overly friendly, but nothing too weird. But apparently talking to strangers at bars is *weird*. WHAT?!? Two of the girls seem to be afraid that this guy is just trying to get in their pants and try to convince the rest of the girls to take off. A small argument breaks off about who is drunker than who and who can make who's decisions. Eventually 3 of the girls leave and we end with only two. They can't really take this guy much more either and so we go to the slots. I don't wanna play so i chill with them and listen to one girl brag about how "she never loses." Her pops gave her something like 80 bucks to gamble with and it was so weird the way she treated that money - she was grateful, but clearly expected the cash. anyways - i get bored with this and head back to the bar for a bloody mary. when i get there i see this girl, looking intently at me. i order my drink and smile and head back outside. i talk somemore to diana's friends when it happens - one of them insults my drink! and it isn't any drink - it is a bloody mary - a fucking good one - biotch called it a girly drink - so i had her drink it, bleagh she says, gross she says, yucky she says - but still, it is a girly drink.

well i can't stand there and hear this blasphemy about my favorite tongue burning, tomato, vodka, worchesester & tobasco sauce liquidy goodness, so back into the bar i go. i wanna talk some more to this guy (the drunk one) cuz he just moved to reno, so i want to see why and give him advice and whatnot. it seems that the girl stairing at me is with him, or knows him or is in his group of friends.

MID-BLOG POP QUIZ -
5 Mateo points to the first person who can describe (in the chatterbox on the right side) what a tamagotchi is?
(bridget is exempt from this question)
Mateo points are being tracked and will be posted on the blog later - they can be used to get cool stuff!

so i find out she is trying to get the bartender. but oh no, not like normal people, she doesn't say a word. not a word. But still i figure out what she wants and get the bartender over. Takes me a while so i go back and try to talk to her. Jeez it was like pulling teeth. Really she was weird - even by my standards... Finally we start talking and i find out she moved her from SF a few months ago and that she wants 3 tequilas. That took about 7 minutes to get out of her. The whole time she is looking me up and down in a weird sort of mrs. robinson sort of way (oh yeah i forgot to mention that she was thirty something). the woman gave me $20 to buy her tequilas, when this guy who is (apparently) with her comes by - he is the one who paid 10 bucks to have the piano players stop playing sublime and play somthing else (ordinarially that sucks, but sublime on piano...well, it just doesn;t have the soul to it). so he comes up and snakes the 20 bucks telling me in a forceful voice, "that's my cash". The chick proceeds to take it from him and promptly gives it right back to me. This circle continues for about 5 rounds. The guy starts to get pissed off and starts taking this seriously and gets kind of in my face - whatever...i explain to him that i'll keep giving the money back. they order the tequila and HEY! one of the shots is for me!

One shot later and suddenly i'm being asked to join in a threesome with them!?! Vierd. If i didn't have to drive everyone back to their respective hotels, i might have gone for it. Fuck

^_^ i'm tired more on reno-o-rama later ^_^

oh yeah check out Burningman to see where i'll be for the next week - i'm excited!

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