Alright - you've been waiting for it, so here we go...the solution to all the world's problems:

I think that if everyone had more sex the world would be a much better place. And not just kisskiss sucksuck thrustthurst sex, but good finger curling stress relieving mind blowing "ohmygod i can't believe my body can do that" sex.

Seriously. Do you think that Hitler was getting any from Eva Braun?

You know Condoleezza Rice has no boys (girls?) going down on her.

Why do you think all the First Ladies are able to get their agendas through the system? I'll bet George Bush (I) cracked to Barbara's "Just Say No" campaign in like 3 months. Remember how everyone was complaing about how Hillary had too much power? That stopped about a year before the whole Monica scandal came around (probably the same time Bill started getting some again)...

I'm telling you...if people would just get down with their bad selves more often, everyone would be happier, more pleasant and all around better people...

or maybe i'm just talking bullshit...