Lessons the Forest has taught me:

1. They're all cunts. Every last one of them.
2. I can do just about anything
2a. Other people, frequently (and unfortunately) can not.
3. Never trust a hippie with a paintbrush.
3a. Never trust anyone until you're sure they have proven themselves.
4. Fuck the G8.
4a. Fuck the G8 Protesters harder.
5. The Economist is god.
5a. Adbusters, a bit whiny.
6. Port, lovely when first introduced to it, not so good after a while.
7. Don't waste your summers.
8. You're only as important as you see yourself.