okay, close your eyes. wait, don't close your eyes yet. when i'm done i want you to close your eyes and imagine the following:

-you grab for a bottle of bud and twist off the cap, but alas, you can't - you need a bottle opener?!?
-you go to drink 40s but instead you get 1liter beers, but they are actually 100cL
-you see more rain in the past day than you have in the last 2 years
-you are living with your cousin and her boyfriend who looks like vince vaughn but bigger
-you go flyfishing and catch little more than the weeds behind you

alright, NOW close your eyes. imagine it...

boom, you're in edinburgh!